Friday, 24 October 2014

Conversations with Alby – Christmas planning

This conversation took place driving home from nursery the other day which is one of my favourite times of the week.  Alby is always super chatty and comes out with all sorts of random comments and thoughts which keep me chuckling all the way home.  And so I share with you one our recent chats so you can also have a glimpse of the randomness of Trouble Monkey’s brain….

Me: Alby we need to make a Christmas shopping list so we know who to buy gifts for

Alby: We need to buy Brooks an aeroplane.  Brooks needs a really big aeroplane and Narna needs a little one.

Me: Oh right.  Brooks wants an aeroplane does he?

Alby: Yes.  A really big one.  That goes backwards and forwards. <Silence> His aeroplane needs a remote control.  Narna’s aeroplane doesn’t because it is only very small.  She can use her fingers <holds his hand up to his face and wiggles his fingers>.  But Brooks needs a remote control for his aeroplane because it is big and has to fly.

Me: Will it do a loop the loop like Dusty?

Alby: Yes.  And it will be red.  And it will go really fast. <Silence>  Brooks is a bit bigger than me. 

Me: Yes his is.  He is both a bit bigger and a bit older.  Brooks is bigger than daddy too.

Alby: Is he?

Me: Yeah, a little bit.

Alby: Yeah.  He is a little bit bigger than daddy.  But daddy is stronger than Brooks.  Daddy can lift a big cardboard box.

Me: Wow.  A big cardboard box?  That is strong!

Alby: Yes Brooks can’t do that.  If he tried he would drop it and hurt himself and need a plaster.

Me:  Where would he hurt himself?


Alby: On his knee.  He would need a plaster on his knee.  My trousers had a hole in the knee but now they have a patch.  And when the other hole is bigger that will get a patch too…